Golf Clubs On Us

Lately there have been a stream of posts in blogs and on news sites about Tiger Woods having a motorvehicle accident outside his home and having an affair of some kind with a woman named Rachel Uchitel. I’ll be honest while I’ve seen many of these posts the only ones I’ve actually read were in regards to the motorbehicle accident.

According to the many reports, he was leaving his home in his 2009 Cadillac sport utility vehicle when he just spontaneously ran over a fire hydrant and hit a tree for reasons unknown. The low impact crash knocked him unconcious somehow, supposedly because the air bags didn’t deploy (which, if it was a low impact crash, isn’t surprising).

Reports then indicate that his wife “heard” the crash, ran out with a golf club, smashed in a rear window, and then pulled him back out of the vehicle somehow to lay in the street bleeding until emergency personel arrived. He had both lacerations and bruising to his face along with blood in his mouth.

Now, I don’t know how many of you have seen Tiger Woods’ wife lately, Elin Nordegren, but she doesn’t look the type of gal who can drag a 185 lb. man backwards out of a vehicle through glass.

Yeah… it sounds kind of odd. He just randomly drives over a hydrant and into a tree, and she just comes running out with a gold club?

I believe that what really probably happened after examing the incident was that the couple had an arguement, Woods’ was trying to get away from his wife when she came running out after him in the vehicle with a golf club. She smashed the rear window and he crashed in his attempts to evade her. He probably recieved some of his facial injuries like the lacerations before the crash and then some as it happened, but his wife probably gave him a good one upside the head as he got out, giving him the bloody mouth, bruising and knocking him out.

I just can’t figure that he got most of his injuries from the crash. In a 2009 Cadillac sport utility vehicle they have some pretty descent safety features. If the impact was so low that the airbags didn’t deploy, I find it hard to believe that it would have knocked him out.

He hasn’t commented much I believe on the incident, only stating that it was a “private” matter. And if I were him, getting the sh*t kicked out of me by my wife with one of my own golf clubs would make me not talk either. And if you have to ask me why they were fighting, my guess would be his supposed mistress. Or maybe he’s just a jackass and she’d had enough of him.

Most of this is just speculation on my part, but if I’m interpreting the evidence correctly (the odd driving, the wife running out with a golf club and the details of the accident), I think I’m probably right.