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Re-post. Tiger Woods

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I really don’t want to talk about what is / may / may not be happening with Tiger Woods because, really I don’t care and also because it’s his private life and really is none of my business.  I don’t know what his relationship is like with his wife or kids and what the motive was for his alleged relationships and I won’t lose sleep over it.  I hope this whole issue blows over for him, for the sake of his children who do not need to be dragged into this mess.  If all true his wife will leave him, he will disappear from golf for a while, everyone will get their knickers in a twist then it will all blow over and some other stupid athlete will be in the spotlight.

So on the relationship side,  don’t care, however, what I did find interesting is 2 things;

1) That in Tiger’s press release he used the word “transgressions” and as a result of him using this word, it was the most “googled”  word for the day yesterday.  Apparently very few people knew what this word meant.  That tells me a LOT of people have been following this sotry of a “cross-cultural icon” gone wrong.  How could this have happened?  Not Tiger.  But yes.  Tiger.  Let the WWE skits begin. 

2) I was also surprised by how little the mainstream media wanted to handle this issue right from the curiosity surrounding the extreme damage to Tiger’s car as it backed out of the driveway and smashed into a fire hydrant at 2am.  Or that he was found by neighbours snoring on the grass beside his crashed car, or how it was reported that his wife, golf club in hand, was trying to “rescue him from the car”.  I guess in order to get the story and not upset the Woods camp, you take the info you are given and put it out. 

I did think it was odd that he “accidentally” reversed his car out of the driveway so fast that it smashed into the hydrant and when I started hearing rumours that his wife was chasing his wielding a golf club I thought that was even more insane.   I read the headlines in the papers about how she “saved” him and I became even more skeptable.  something didn’t appear right.

But for some reason mainstream media took initial Tiger’s silence and dropped the story.  I guess in this day and age of multi-million dollar athletes you don’t want your news station to be the one to uncover a story that would damage that athlete’s reputation and become the one news outlet who his people will no longer grant him access to.  Celebs sell stories.  Stories about Tiger sell newspapers, commercial rates go up and he is responsible for putting the sport of golf on the front page again.  People watch golf to see what Tigers does.  The sport could not afford for this to blow up.  But blow up it did.

So should I have been surprised then when slowly over the days facts about mistresses came leaking out, each one to an onlne news provider and each one lured out with a hefty fee paid to “encourage” them to go public.  No.  People will say / admit / fabricate anything for money.  hat made me realize that his gig was up, was the proof.  The phone messages asking for the cell phone name to be removed so his wife would not see the name and call back. 

Tiger’s “relationships” are no longer private and these women he was in relationships with are being rewarded for no longer keeping their silence… No one wants to go down with the ship.  I guess this ultimately shows Tiger that none of these women could be trusted, they were in it for the money… yadda yadda yadda.

I just feel sorry for the kids and wonder what, if anything, this will do for his sponsors.  Will any pull him?  I can’t see that happening right away while the uncovering of exactly what his transgressions were is still underway.  Once details start to arise and you know they will – true or untrue – then we’ll see who sticks around.  I mean David Letterman’s ratings have gone up since he was almost blackmailed into admitting he was sleeping with his staff members while married. 

I think the general public are no longer shocked by these stories and tend to assume the worst right away.  But now we leave it to the online media to dig up the gory details and throw it in our faces…

And like a car crash on the highway of life, we don’t want to see anyone hurt, but we slow down to see the damage anyways.

Go Oops Upside His Head

|| I wrote this post on Friday.. I was supposed to get back online and publish it but.. I didn’t feel like it.. enjoy even in it’s lateness ||

I know yall all know about the Tigerama by now.. Lawwwwd chile!! I can’t keep a straight face on this one..

SHIFTY EYED ASS..

Everybody is giving ol TW the sideeye because he cheated on his wife and she two-pieced him!? I don’t know why anyone is surprised.. Okay yes I do..

1. Tiger plays golf – we expect a basketball, football player, rapper, etc. to cheat on his wife.. but a golf player?! Well.. why not!? Here is why:

  • Gold diggers are not stupid - your average gold digger will go after the star player on the court.. a smart gold digger will go after the grand prize.. the so-so lookin dude who can get along with daddy & bankroll her life *note these gold diggers are not broke ass hoes givin head for courtside seats*
  • He’s got more bank than your average - Tiger has 50-leven endorsements from every-which-a-where.. Gillette to Nike..
  • Small chance of injury - Now.. we all see the damage a man’s favorite iron can do.. but how else is Tiger gonna get hurt?! A golf ball to the eye?! Cosmetic damage.. He could probably suffer a shoulder injury.. but c’mon man.. he can’t possibly be as at risk as his ball-handling counterparts

2. His wife is white - It is clear as day that white folks are crazy as hell (Dahmer anyone?).. but when it comes to ringin the alarm.. we think black women have the game on lock.. NO SIR.. a hurt woman is a hurt woman no matter what shade or class.. she was really G about it too.. just like your mama’s friend that keyed up her mans Caddy because she saw him steppin out with that hussy Deborah from Broadway and 16th.. she took his most prized possession and tried to go upside his head with it..

Now.. I don’t have the time of day to manuver through this Tigerama.. there is too much going on.. all these jump-offs coming out.. black people mad because now Tiger is back on our side and whatnot.. then there’s the case of ‘domestic abuse’ because she at least scratched him up..

But these are my thoughts.. Remember this is mostly entertainment..

Why do women who marry famous men get mad when they cheat!? I know that we all hope that the man we’re with will be faithful.. but c’mon son.. even broke ass project dudes cheat!.. You have to realize that sex is like a formula

desire + opportunity = KNOCKIN IT OUT THE PARK

Think about how much opportunity there is for a public figure to get hit up for sex.. once the desire is peaked.. it is hard for him to not smash.. I bet Tiger has more groupies than a little bit.. all these silly girls waste their time on the wrong fishies.. if Tiger wasn’t so damn funny lookin I woulda been on it too.. (okay and married.. damn)

*edited.. would I have been Tiger’s 11th!? DAMN SON!*

‘10 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger.’ Your Joke Here…

Apparently the magic fairy dust that always seemed to follow Barry Hussein on the campaign trail has rubbed off.

I mean what else can one say about Obama’s determination to be on every single cover of every single magazine biting him right in his private parts but: Hahahahahaha.  BWAH HAH HAH HAH!!!

Let’s see.  What tips can Obama take from Tiger?  My own list, in no particular order:

10. Don’t leave your gold clubs laying around for your wife to grab as she chases you down the driveway.

9. You should probably keep your eyes on the road rather than constantly looking back at your wife chasing you down the driveway.

8. Maybe it isn’t such a good idea to give your wife golf lessons and teach her how to swing a club, after all.

7. Petite little white women might be a lot tougher than they look.

6. You should probably take some boxing lessons or something just in case your wife finds out about your adulteries.

6. Bill Clinton can tell you all about the danger of stained dresses.   I can tell you all about the danger of tainted voice mails.

5. It might be a good idea to clear the White House driveway of any obstructions – you know, things like trees and fire hydrants – that could interfere with your getaway from your wife.

4. Your chickens coming home to roost may take the form of your wife’s nails roosting right across your face.

3. $300 million dollar sex can leave you strangely unfulfilled.

2. If your wife finds out about your affairs and tells you she wants to go “clubbing,” get out of Dodge FAST.

1. You might want to quit doing to the economy what I’ve been doing to Jaimee Grubbs, Rachel Uchitel, Kalika Moquin, etc. etc.  Payback is hell on wheels.

In addition to golf pointers, Tiger could have told Obama how to earn his own money rather than taxing it from everybody else.  But in any event, they’re both pissing fortunes away at rather incredible rates.

I think the timing of this magazine cover is God’s way of telling you something, Barry.

“What the Hell!!!???” For 04Dec09–There are no good guys any more.

It was an unfortunate story to start with, the tarnishing of a seemingly worthy idol and role model, but as the days go on it just gets more sordid.

If what we are hearing is true (and I say “if” because there is so much rumour being touted as fact) Tiger had multiple girlfriends over several years.

He pleaded with at least one to change her voicemail message to avoid detection.

She then went to the media.

Elin snooped around on his cell phone to find evidence against him.

Then she beat him up with a golf club.

He paid off another girlfriend so she wouldn’t go on TV and spill her guts.

And now, according to reports, he’s paying his wife to remain with him and perform her wifely duties.

So apart from Tiger being a slimy lying cheat, his wife is the kind of woman who will stay with a man if he pays her.

They have a name for that.

Honestly, I think these people all just deserve each other.

Tiger Woods Accident An Accident?

Lately there have been a stream of posts in blogs and on news sites about Tiger Woods having a motorvehicle accident outside his home and having an affair of some kind with a woman named Rachel Uchitel. I’ll be honest while I’ve seen many of these posts the only ones I’ve actually read were in regards to the motorbehicle accident.

According to the many reports, he was leaving his home in his 2009 Cadillac sport utility vehicle when he just spontaneously ran over a fire hydrant and hit a tree for reasons unknown. The low impact crash knocked him unconcious somehow, supposedly because the air bags didn’t deploy (which, if it was a low impact crash, isn’t surprising).

Reports then indicate that his wife “heard” the crash, ran out with a golf club, smashed in a rear window, and then pulled him back out of the vehicle somehow to lay in the street bleeding until emergency personel arrived. He had both lacerations and bruising to his face along with blood in his mouth.

Now, I don’t know how many of you have seen Tiger Woods’ wife lately, Elin Nordegren, but she doesn’t look the type of gal who can drag a 185 lb. man backwards out of a vehicle through glass.

Yeah… it sounds kind of odd. He just randomly drives over a hydrant and into a tree, and she just comes running out with a gold club?

I believe that what really probably happened after examing the incident was that the couple had an arguement, Woods’ was trying to get away from his wife when she came running out after him in the vehicle with a golf club. She smashed the rear window and he crashed in his attempts to evade her. He probably recieved some of his facial injuries like the lacerations before the crash and then some as it happened, but his wife probably gave him a good one upside the head as he got out, giving him the bloody mouth, bruising and knocking him out.

I just can’t figure that he got most of his injuries from the crash. In a 2009 Cadillac sport utility vehicle they have some pretty descent safety features. If the impact was so low that the airbags didn’t deploy, I find it hard to believe that it would have knocked him out.

He hasn’t commented much I believe on the incident, only stating that it was a “private” matter. And if I were him, getting the sh*t kicked out of me by my wife with one of my own golf clubs would make me not talk either. And if you have to ask me why they were fighting, my guess would be his supposed mistress. Or maybe he’s just a jackass and she’d had enough of him.

Most of this is just speculation on my part, but if I’m interpreting the evidence correctly (the odd driving, the wife running out with a golf club and the details of the accident), I think I’m probably right.

Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV…Tiger Wood’s Wife Whooped Him With A Golf Club For Cheating??

Nov 28th 2009 8:35PM by TMZ Staff
Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren — according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.
Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol — that should happen this afternoon. But we’re told Tiger had a conversation Friday — with a non-law enforcement type — detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We’re told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We’re told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV — but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.


We’re told Woods became “distracted,” thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

We’re also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.

Tiger Wood’s Wife Whooped Him With A Golf Club For Cheating??

is this what caused the fight???

Rachel Uchitel lawyers up

Wow not only does it seem Tiger got caught… and it also seems he tried to do the right thing by leaving a bad situation… but to crash and have it ALL over the news… Sucks to be him huh???

TIGER WOODS=SQUEAKY CLEAN, NO MAS

Big OOPS!!!  Mr. Woods has a beautiful wife, two beautiful children, beyond all the money he will ever need and what?  Dumb dick gets in the way…Vegas so-called executive=high priced, you name it.  Please, let the story out and I bet Mr. Woods and Nike will depart ways, and more of his beyond golf endorsements.  I want to hear why his wife had to smash his back window out for him to escape…Do you think she went after him with the golf club?   Do you think the MAN can escape scandal?  They are talking about this so-called Vegas executive being at the same hotel in Australia when golf man was doing his stuff…Oh well, something to talk about today instead of death and dying in Iraq and Afghanistan.

TIGER STOP LYING YOU KNOW YOUR WIFE BEAT YOU!!!!!

The Windemere Police Department says Tiger’s wife went outside, saw that her husband had struck a fire hydrant and a tree, and then went back inside the house for a golf club to use to try and extricate him from the vehicle. But we’ve learned Nordegren told a very different story to the Florida Highway Patrol, and it does not involve going back in the house for a club. Our sources will not allow us to be more specific.

And we’ve learned there was no blood found on the steering wheel of Tiger’s SUV — putting into serious doubt that Tiger sustained his injuries from the crash.

As we first reported, Tiger had a conversation with a friend yesterday, in which he said his wife had confronted him over reports he was involved with another woman … and that his wife scratched his face up during the argument. Tiger told the friend he then left the house, started driving off and his wife then came out with a golf club, striking the vehicle. Tiger then became distracted and hit the hydrant and then a nearby tree.

We’re told cops will interview Tiger and his wife later today.

UPDATE: A neighbor tells TMZ they saw cops show up at Tiger’s house this morning — only to get turned away again. Tiger’s wife, Elin, was spotted (below) driving out of the Isleworth subdivision in Windermere earlier today.

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